* Don't buy nice alphabet magnets for the fridge thinking it will keep your child out of the trash can.
And just when she is showing an ounce of interest....don't let it excite you....
Cause she will change her mind quickly!
* Don't let your child play with the house phone thinking it is harmless fun and nothing will happen.....cause they will magically dial 911 and the cops will show up at the house wondering what has happened. True Story!!!!
*Don't let your husband try and sell your baby as a new NIKE product in local stores!
*Don't hide the treats down low.... Mice will find them!